according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr
more like 2.5 hours an hour.
2.5 hours a month not on Tumblr.
a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online
this just sort of happened.
it just keeps getting better
Owl you can fly
but he can’t knot.
One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit
“you think youre pretty hot stuff dont you?” i sneer at the forest fire. it gets self conscious and starts crying and its own tears put it out. one more forest saved
is the oscars a good anime
Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen
"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"
tumblr if Leo wins the Oscar
tumblr if Leo doesn’t win the Oscar