Solar Road Trip
"Mom! Earth threw a satellite at me!!" said all the other planets.
"Mum," Pluto wailed, "Earth is saying I’m not a real planet again!"
this is cute.
I love this so much.
FIGURE SKATERS ARE MADE OF MAGIC
OH MY GOD I WAS SO NERVOUS THE WHOLE TIME THAT THEY WERE GONNA FALL HOLY SHIT I COULDN’T BREATHE
eren is having some trouble decorating…
i can’t wait until we start seeing 90 year olds named brittany and tiffany
you cant spell dad without a
without a what
without a what
The cat isn’t set on fire, it is a bit of her fur. Chill.
I despise people.
I hate people.
LET ME TELL ALL OF YOU A LITTLE STORY!
when I was a youngin, I had a neighbor about my age with a bunch of cats. There was one he had that he called Coco, and she was a beautiful little brown tabby who was most definitely the runt of her litter. So she was easier to pick on. This fucker set her whiskers on fire. WHISKERS ARE THE MOST SENSITIVE PART ON A CATS BODY. THEY USE THEM TO NAVIGATE IN THE DARK. This little cat came over to our house singed and in massive amounts of pain, and she never came out of our house again. Her name is Heidibelle, she has lived with us for eight years now, and she acts like a mother cat would towards my brother, sister, and myself. Every night she goes into all of our rooms to make sure we are safe and sleeping soundly. If one of us is upset, she comes to make sure we are okay. My Heidibelle is lucky, and I think she knows it because she has gifted us by being an amazing, loving kitty when she had every right to be distrustful of people everywhere.
HARMING ANIMALS IS SERIAL KILLER BEHAVIOR! YOU ARE A SICK, TWISTED, AWFUL HUMAN BEING IF YOU THINK HARMING INNOCENT ANIMALS IS FUN! Instead of regulating gun laws, we should regulate pet owners. My Heidibelle was lucky, but not every creature is. NO ANIMAL DESERVES TO BE IN A HOME LIKE THIS NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU “DONT LIKE CATS” OR “ARENT A DOG PERSON” OR WHAT THE FUCK EVER. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO HARM A CREATURE THAT, WHEN GIVEN THE CHANCE, WANTS NOTHING BUT LOVE AND ACCEPTANCE.
Now everyone fucking forgive me I gotta get off tumblr and hug all my animals because this shit pisses me off and hurts my heart more than anything else ever could.
Her real name is listed someone should file an animal abuse complaint and have her pay for this. She lives in Redlands, California.
bitch got karma’d.
i need a 6 month vacation twice a year
sometimes people get confused with the emoticons I use so I made a chart
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.